Tuesday, 11 March 2014

Nigerian Politician's:Revealed








Nigerian politicians just like their African counterparts have been practicing politics for decades.

Nigerian politicians are so good, that they have been able to transform the lives of 160 million Nigerians into abject poverty. They made Nigerians to live under $2 a day or less. 

Motto


  •    To serve is to loot, to loot is to serve
  •  To die in power by all means necessary
  •  To outdo my predecessor in looting

Party

They can defect to any party:
  • kunu party
  •  Akamu part
  •   Ogi part
  •  Owambe party

Manifesto 

They have manifesto that can’t manifest anything but: poverty, illiteracy, low life mortality, bad roads, inflation and lack of shelter.

Poliwood Industry

Nigerian politicians like their Nollywood counterparts, have a booming industry worth $400 billion.

They have been existing before Nollywood came into limelight. Since politics is an act, politicians are good actors that came to act a script. 

·         Their directors are god fathers and their producers are political fighters

Skills


  • They cry wolf when politics doesn’t favour them
  • They don’t understand the word Accountability, Responsibility and Accessibility
  • They play  politics of ethnicity, tribalism and religion
  • They are old wine in new bottle


In conclusion

Nigerian politicians are so good they had to form an industry called ‘’Poliwood’’.

They are so good in their political acts that all other industries in Nigeria crumble at their feet’s. 

Politics in Nigeria is good business whenever you see a politician know you are looking at Politicians/ Actor.

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